I am a puddle of emotions trying to evaporate in the sun.

deair:

so how do i relationship

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

"You are not in this world to live up to anybody’s expectations but your own. Do what you think is right."

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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brittanakissed:

sad because you can’t watch fanfics

The Black Keys Next Girl
The Black Keys
Next Girl

colinsenpai:

Next Girl - The Black Keys

Oh her beautiful face and her wicked ways
And I’m praying for her beautiful face everyday
All that work over, over so much time
if I think too hard, I might lose my mind

Oh my next girl, yeah, will be nothing like my ex girl
I made mistakes back then, I’ll never do it again
Oh my next girl, she’ll be nothing like my ex girl
That was a painful dance, and I got a second chance

aspergersissues:

I just *LOVE* surprises. (/sarcasm)
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officialfrenchtoast:

Mom: did you do the chores I asked you to do

Me: i am groot