I am a puddle of emotions trying to evaporate in the sun.
so how do i relationship
girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you
tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
sad because you can’t watch fanfics
Mom: did you do the chores I asked you to do
Me: i am groot